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The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on one. |
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Life is full of misfortunes; most of which never happen. | |
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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
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Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Learn from the mistakes of others, we can't live long enough to make them all ourselves.
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Age is only important if you're wine or cheese.
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When all else fails, success might come from spectacular error!
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The Extra Mile never has traffic jams.
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| Stressed? That's just desserts spelled backwards.
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| Just because you're on the right track doesn't mean you won't get run over by the train.
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